Welcome to the Grand Opening of Insanity Land!

We are extremely excited to be here, and are chomping at the bit to piss people off. But in our quest to offend those who have no sense of humor, we seek your help. We’re not just here to cram merchandise down your throat and shove our opinions up your ass... Well, mostly that’s what we’re here for, but we want your input and ideas as well. We even try to make sharing worthwhile! Please take some time to check out our site and let us know what you think.
Or don’t, and fuck off.

Some Site Features

Shirts—Well, we sell shirts. Guess what you’ll find here.

Rants—Have something you want to say? Let us know. Tired of your neighbor’s dog defecating on your lawn and the law still prohibiting you from shooting that mangy, insect-ridden waste of good potential roadkill? Come here and share your woes. In fact, you could win a free T-shirt of your choosing, just for pissing and moaning. I know you do it anyway, so why not share and get free stuff? Most people pay their therapists so they can bitch to someone—why not bitch to us? We’ll offer you something better than a tissue and a bill!

Want Money?—Well, do you? Share your T-shirt ideas and you could make money while you sleep—or watch TV, or jerk off *, or however you spend your time.
* Masturbating will make God cry, and you will go to hell.